Random Stories of my Life

#1

So, I've been with my fiancee for three years now and we actually knew each other from like elementary school. I know. Already awkward enough because growing up with someone then dating them is like dating your sibling and I hope I don't have to explain why that's fucked up. Plus we went to a super small school from a super small town so we knew each other about as well as you would expect from some situation like this. If you get it then holy fuck can we talk about all the bullshit that goes on in small schools and towns together sometime? No? Fuck you too then.
Anyway... We actually met in third grade and if you're thinking "aww elementary school sweethearts that grew up together" then please stop and just go sit over there in a far corner because just ew no stop and come back when you're realistic. Who dates all the way through elementary school and stays together through adulthood? If you've done that please explain how because I am seriously interested. Back to me now. No, we didn't date in elementary school or even in middle school. I'm not sure if it's because my family always moved around a lot and I'd come back to that same craptastic school and we never got to make that connection or if it's because he was an asshole that liked to terrorize me on the playground. It could be anything. Yeah.
He was that kid that would push you off the jungle gym for taking too long to go down the slide and threw a dodgeball right at your face but you know what that means don't you? My mom always said it must've been because he liked me but that's just a really weird and fucked up way of showing it. This asshole was one of three top book worms in our class with me and some other nerd being the other two and he'd take his sweet time knowing I needed the book he was on to continue a series. He was not a friendly kid but for some reason I guess I took one too many dodgeballs to the face and he became my childhood crush.
That's probably weird, right? Probably foreshadowing a later future of confusing abuse for admiration but let's not talk about all of that because we're not telling that story right now. It's okay I'm all good now. Well, as good as someone writing about her life on a public forum can get amiright?
So like I said I moved a LOT my entire life and even now as an *adult I still move a lot. Hate it by the way but whateves. So one time after moving back in like fourth or fifth grade I was hanging out with my friend and she was showing me all these love notes and poems or songs or whatever he was calling them. Can you guess who from? Yuuuup. Still best friends with her though even though I was secretly jealous as fuck for years. How could I not be? The guy I liked was in love with my best friend but she pushed and buried him in the friend zone graveyard. If you're unfamiliar with the name it's basically a place for just friends who will never have a chance to escape so they just die there or something. It's also something I just made up completely just now. I know. I'm awesome and you wish we could be friends in real life. But alas I use made up phrases and I'm living in the year 3028 and you're in whatever year it is when someone will actually read this so... Never.
Yeaaaah so I grew up with a crush on a guy who used to be a bully to me that was in love with my best friend. If you think you have a better love story then shut up and don't tell me because I have so little in life so let me have this! If you're wondering how it got to where we are today then the short version is the wonderful world of cell phones reunited us and he began to like me back.... Eventually. But that's the short and sweet story. If you'd like to know the real dirt then you'll have to hope I bring it up in some other story which I probably won't because I'm a forgetful person who also doesn't like to share personal details of her life... Just kidding. Maybe. I don't know really. I haven't decided. Stop pressuring me!!!

It's only the first blurb story thing, but I'm only just beginning! Hopefully as I go I can recall some more random and crazy shit from my freak show of a life to share with the one person reading this (hi me from the future! Get back to work you lazy bitch or you'll just be a procrastinator for the rest of your life!). To anyone else who braved to read this... If I can escape the bully zone, he loves my best friend zone, regular friend zone, two time ex girlfriend zone, and slightly bitch zone to reach the goal of fiancee then you can do something with your love life too. Now go on stop reading this and go get the girl or the guy or the dog if you just want a pet. Dogs are good too. Just as a pet though. I do not condone interspecies relationships. Y'all are weird I thought I should say that just in case. Now go away now I'm bored.