Prologue
We all know the Winx club. They are six friends-fairies to be exact.
No we don't. Fairies? Is this Twilight?!
Bloom princess of Sparx, was raised on Earth. She has a sister, Daphne. She's the Keeper of the Dragon flame.
Why do we have to know about her sister? Aren't we reading about her only?
Stella princess of Solaria. Fairy of the sun and moon.
Oddly enough, the moon part is only mentioned but never used in the actual series.
Flora citizen of Linphea. Fairy of nature, has a sister Rose.
Flora? Rose? I'm guessing the authors of this show were a little too obvious.
Musa citizen of Melody. Fairy of music.
Nope, no subtleness whatsoever.
Tecna citizen of Zenith. Fairy of technology.
Tecna-technology. Can't she be named, I don't know, Jenna or a normal name? I mean I get she's from a special realm like every other girl so far and they have special powers and whatnot, but does everyone get names based on their powers? I mean I've never seen another character named Mousey or anything.
Also, do they call their mothers motherboards? Cuz that would be really funny.
Layla(also known as Aisha) princess of Andros. Fairy of water.
How does Layla translate to Aisha? I know, the show had her with two names on different versions but 'also known as Aisha'?
And here they are in their enchantix, flying in the air. What's an Enchantix? Is it like some fancy jewelry? Yet another victory for the Winx club, for they have saved the world once again.
But, imagine if they never were fairies, if all the magical dimensions never existed and they never went to Alfea, if they don't know each other, and they are all new 2nd year students at Eastwood high. Sounds like a dude named Eastwood got high. Let's see the Winx club as ordinary girls. But what happens if something magical does happen? (a winx club story as ordinary girls, similar to Disney teen movies, i got inspiration from Disney's "Zapped", you should see it).
Chapter 1
BBBBBBBBBBBBBB Wtf is that?!
The clock was showing 6:30, it was the 1st of September, second year of high school. A red haired girl woke up. She went to the bathroom, she got out and walked down the stairs. I wish it were that easy, in and out. But people actually brush their teeth and...actually pee and poop. And who mentioned anything about stairs? Do all houses have multiple floors?
-Morning mom, dad. Morning Daphne.
-Morning Bloom.
-Morning sweetie.
-Morning.
We get it, it's the morning!
Bloom sat down and ate her breakfast. She got dressed in her school uniform(a white shirt with a grey tie. A grey coat on top of it, with buttons buttoned right under the tie. A grey skirt-a little above the knees, long socks under the knees and flat grey shoes). Fifty shades of grey.
Also, uniform.
-This is it.-she said nervously.
-Don't worry honey you will be great. I'm sure you'll make a lot of friends.
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Parody of No ordinary girls
HumorSo I've written lots of fanfictions at the age of ten and they're pretty stupid and cliche. Good for a first time, but stupid now. So I started pointing out some plot mistakes with a sense of humor and it's funny, okay! Don't judge...that's kind of...