James: Who do you think is the hottest in our group?
Sirius: Why, me, of course. No one can compare to Sirius Black, hottie extraordinaire, with perfect bone structure, dreamy grey eyes...
James: ...and irreproachable modesty.
Sirius: Hey, I'm just repeating what Lily said!
James: WHAT?
Sirius: Just kidding, mate. Man, you are mad for that bird. It was just what every other girl in the school says. And Moony too, of course.
James: REMUS?
Remus: Sirius is a wonderful, awesome and...wonderful friend and an extra hot human being over whom everyone drools. Munch.
James: Where did you get all that chocolate from?
Remus: Munch.
James: Sirius gave it to you. Of course.
Remus: Munch.
