oNE - how to be Swag like SwagPugs

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Welcome to the first part of my diary.

My name is Pugo KweKwek Kikiam Pisbul Mentosaki.

My parents are Yesangki Mentosaki (appwa) and self proclaimed Irene ph, Shai Mentosaki (eommwa).

I have two older sisters, Elle Noona, aka Miss Korea, and Ann Noona, the smol one. And of course, as the younger sibling, (for now idk if my parents want to bang again tho), I am the swagger one.

First of all, to be swag.. well, I dunno I was just born swag man.

But if you didn't and you wanna be one.. then, follow my guide.

1) you need to have a swag nickname. Mine is SwagPugs. What about yours huh?

2) be very friendly and cool

3) don't be snobbish, you want em to love you tho

4) be savage

5) but not too much kay?

6) slang gang man, slang gang

7) swag athmosphere is our air

8) chickboy

9) if you are handsome, good in sports, singing and dancing, dude ya full package.

10) have money. Yeah dude, if you want em chick, get her a date. A swag one.

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Appwa and eommwa, love me. Im going to be a blogger writer like you. 😆

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