Skulduggery and Valkyrie
Valkyrie sat cross legged on the ground of the dead mans old laboratory .
Skulduggery was across the room leaning against a press.
" Valkyrie?" Skulduggery asked, as if having a ''eureka'' moment.
" Yeah?"
" I-I've decided I do, really really do have a problem with the Caelan thing."
"What? It doesn't matter! I can do what I want with that part of my life!"
Skulduggery hesitated " Its just because..." He mumbled the rest of his sentence and looked at the ground, grumpily.
" Because of what? What, Skulduggery Pleasant?" Valkyrie stood up.
" He's all...normaler-er than other people and Fletcher was all '' Ooh, I'm so hot. Ooh I got Valkyrie!"
" Skuldug- OH! Uh...I em...Skuld-" Valkyrie laughed hysterically.
" Can I tell you something?" Skulduggery asked, with an edge of excitement.
"Yeah, anything."
" You know the facade?"
Valkyrie nodded.
" It doesnt just give me a face...I'v got everything."
Valkyrie looked to where his eyes would'v been,he had gotten her attention.
" Like, everything?"
"The real deal...but fake." Skulduggery stepped towards Valkyrie and activated his facade...
