Dio and Jonathan were arguing, again. Nothing new there but what they were fighting over was the shocking part. They were fighting over which Barbie was the best. Jonathan was slowly starting to win the argument because Dio was being fucking dumb and using stupid claims to make his case. It had been over three hours now and Dio had had enough.
"Just shut up Joestar! We all know I'm right because I'm better!" Dio shoved Jonathan.
"OOF!" Jonathan tripped over the coffee table but caught himself because he's a badass.
They continued to bicker, not realizing the storm that started to kick up outside.
"Why can't you just accept that beach Barbie is the best!?" Jonathan yelled louder.
"Because beach Barbie is stupid and everyone knows that snowboarding Barbie is the best!!" Dio yelled even louder than Jonathan and this continued until the lights suddenly went out and a deafening crack of thunder shook the house.
"Shit. Now we have to go turn on the generator because your dumbself didn't realize there was a storm!" Dio pointed a finger at Jonathan and stormed off towards the cellar.
"Wha- My dumbself!? You're the one who was yelling so loudly!!" Jonathan followed after him and got the weird feeling of being watched.
Dio felt it too but didn't wanna show it, he did look around from time to time though. Dio nearly ree'd when a decapitated Ken doll fell in front of him. Jonathan bent down and picked it up, scratched into the back was the word, "I'm"
"'I'm'? What the hell does that mean?" Dio stared at it.
"I don't know." Jonathan dropped the doll and kept walking but once they got to the cellar, there was tons of Ken dolls hanging from the ceiling. Some missing various limbs.
"What the actual fuck is this shit!?!" Dio stepped back and hit a switch.
Lights came on and a small show stage was set up in the middle of the room. Bound Ken dolls in the seats in front. After a few seconds a song started playing, 'I'm a Barbie girl.... In a Barbie world...'
A psychotic, blood covered, gun weilding Barbie stepped onto the stage and pointed it at the two boys.
"My boots-"
"ARE PLASTIC! AND THEY'RE FANTASTIC!" Dio screeched the lyrics as loud as he can. Both Barbie and Jonathan looked at him, dumbfounded.
"Da fuq?"
THE END
