Jade; I think we got locked in lmao my penis is hard and just RIPPED through my pants
Hannah: lmao rip
Carys: gagagaga you guys are so gay
Jade: ew my toe is cold
*evil laughter*
carys: HOLY FUCKING SHITT GUYS DID YOU HEAR THAT IM SCARED DBDJDJ
Hannah: shut your dumbass up if you don't wanna get caught
Carys: ... bitch I'll pee in your fucking mouth
Jade; Are you on your period?
Ammar: I am
Carys: heyyy daddy Ammar
Hannah: stfu or I will actually shit on your bed
Jade: why are you only targeting carys?
Carys: this is harassment
Ammar: have you guys seen that person laughing historically and readying a chainsaw back there? lol
Carys: this isn't fucking funny Ammar
Jade: the what what??
Peri; sorry I was inactive guys I had to beat my brother with a belt because he touched my bean
Hannah; hi peewee
Carys: should we like,,, find a way to get out before we get mass murdered
Ammar; we'll need to split up
Jade: that is the dumbest idea only people in horror movies do that
Ammar: but we are a horror story-
Jade: no we are an inside joke
Hannah: let's just stick to Ammar's plan
Jade: we are an uneven number we need to get Cynthiaa up in here
Carys: CYNTHIAA GET YOUR ASS ONLINE
Jade: CUNY
Carys: SCYTNJAIS
Jade: CYNTHAI
Cynthia: what
Jade: Go with Ammar and peri peri chicken chicken sub to find an exit
Cynthiaa: ok
Ammar: hol up real quick I need to sperm
Peri: suck it back up Ammar we are leaving
*mean while in the Hannah household*
Jade: this idea was so fucking stupid we are bound to die
Hannah: look I see a green light!
Carys: oOo shinny
Hannah: fucks sake Carys
Jade: no cussing
Hannah: but you did too
Jade: yeah, but I'm a virgin
Hannah: so am I
Jade: no you're not, raise your hand if you slept with Alisha
*Carys raises hand*
*Peri peri chicken chicken sub raises hand in distance along with Ammar and Cynthia*
*Hannah slowly raises hand*
Jade: now shut your bitch ass up Hannah
Carys: yes
Hannah: yes papi Jado
*Carys and co approach the green light*
*mean while in Ammar's ass*
Peri peri chicken chicken sub: sure is dark in here
Ammar: and wet
Cynthia: ironic that there is a bathroom called Ammar's ass
Peri: must mean something in Chinese
yukun: racist
Ammar: nANI?! who said that??
Cynthia: everybody hidE
Peri; Ammar unclench your ass cheeks I'm going in
Ammar; lets just hide in a stall...
Peri peri chicken chicken sub; yes, right
*the three of them are hiding within a toilet stall*
Peri peri chicken chicken sub: does anyone smell fish
Cynthia; probably you with your stinky ass pussy which you birthed Ammar with-
Ammar: Ouch.
*peri peri chicken chicken sub runs off crying*
Jade: y'all I think I hear crying of sorts
Carys; or a dying cat?
Hannah: or me when I laugh
Carys: you mean a dying frog?
