KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS SEASON 2 EP 9
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Valerian has been omitted.
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Dylan: >Sigh< I really hope Keira will be fine.
Suddenly, a man near Dylan's age bursts through the door. He looked like he was as lucky with puberty as Neville Longbottom was.
???: WHERE'S KEIRA!?
Dylan: WHO THE JELLY BEANS ARE YOU!?
???: Wrong room! Holy cows, Dylan!? Don't you recognize me?
In an interview with Dylan...
Dylan: I almost didn't recognize him! Andrew was taller than I first seen him, which was years ago before he left school..
Andrew was the best badminton player in Indonesia. He has won several gold medals, breaking the world record of being pretty darn amazing and being a good person overall. He came close to Davis in the last semi-final.
Dylan: ANDREW!?
Andrew: No time! Where's Keira?!?!
Dylan: Keira's having brain surgery, bro...
Andrew: Bro...
Dylan: Come over here!
Andrew: Lemme get this straight. I am.
Dylan: I'm not gay...
Andrew: So you didn't come out of the closet yet?
Dylan: ANDY!
Andrew: Right. I have to see my belov- I MEAN KEIRA!
The door opens...
...so dramatically the Star Wars song comes on..
...but unfortunately the doctor was not wearing a Darth Vader mask.
Such shame.
Doctor Who: Sir, I have news about Miss Keira Kardashian's surgery.
Andrew: Tell me doctor! >Falls on knees and begs Doctor Who< Is she okay?
Doctor Who: Keira Kardashian.........
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Doctor: There's no easy way to say this, Master Dylan. Keira Kardashian's brain surgery...
Andrew: YeAh?! YeAh!?!?
Doctor: >deep breath< Parts of her brain, sir, including the mina hlisa wena was severely damaged. We couldn't save her in time.
Dylan: So does that mean...
Doctor: Keira Madeline Kardashian is dead. I'm sorry for your loss.
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Keeping Up With the Kardashians
HumorA TV show for adults, written by a kid for a couple kids, and posted in Wattpad for teenagers over seventeen. What could go wrong? I have the answer. Everything.
