surprise bitch

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*chris grabs the man in the purples suit's foot*

chris: get. the. fuck. OFF OF ME!

*chris throws the mans foot to the side*

chris: cock shot.

man: ah. the family jewels.

*body guards rush in to put chris down*

chris: ah bloody cunts.

man: so you think that you can harm me.

chris: i dont know maybe you should let me kick you in the crotch next time.

man: whats your obsession with my crotch?

chris: its the easiest thing to go for when taking someone out.

man: ok. let me regroup. im still in pain.

*the man leans over on a wall next to the door which opens up like a normal door and hits him in the face*

man: AH! BITCH!

nurse: oh sorry supreme leader dale.

chris: really thats your name.

dale: yeah i mean you should know by now since your my brother.

chris: ok how many brothers do i have. like seriously was my mother a huge whore. 

dale: you dare talk about our mother like that. not to mention your adopted.

chris: oh. let me guess before i was born my mother tried to abort me and i became a failed abortion and then my mother tried to kill me so many times it was ridiculous and then my father tried to molest me huh am i hitting the nail doc. oh and let me guess some more i got these scares by you torturing me and hanging me upside down and using me as a punching bag.

dale: now why did you have to spill our little history like that.

chris: wait dead ass did i just get that correct i was just trying to creep you guys out. dame what the hell did the me in this world go through.

dale: the hell are you on about.

chris: oh just something thats gonna be fun you wanna be pimp.

dale: excuse me. bitch i know you did not just call me that.

chris: oh but i did.

*chris breaks out of the three man hold and jumps out the window and falls twenty stories and he lets his wings go free*

chris: well its nice to see that some things never change.

as chris was flying everything started to crumble around him and the world that he saw started to glitch out and everything turned black and chris could hear voices outside of something that he was in but he couldnt see because something was preventing him from seeing.

man 1: i cant believe it this boy has broken through our two greatest simulations.

man 2: i know and the fact that he sent his friend into a different simulation that we had as a back up for him and now hes killing who ever he wants.

man 1: this is insane who would have thought that this boy could do some much in a mear two days its a good thing his friend is in quadrant seventeen.

man 2: oh shit he's awake lets ask him some questions.

man 1: yeah why not.

*man 1 opens up the liquid container that held chris in*

man  2: SUPRISE BITCH! you are in the real world now.

*chris thrust his hand through man 2's chest ripping his heart out*

chris: congratulations dick weeds. you told me where to find my brother and you also woke up a really pissed off person. now its time to die.

man 1: oh come on i just got this shirt today why did i have to be the one to deal with this today.

chris: hey bad luck am i right.

man 1: fuck off.

after that chris ran out of the lab wearing one of the scientists pants and a scalpel in the left hand he made his way to the map that was on a billboard on a wall. the map read that he had to travel twelve miles to reach quadrant seventeen.

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