*curtain rises*
Mage-of-Time: Okay you know how it goes. I have kidnapped everyone from HOMESTUCK!!!! Even the gender bents.
*crowd goes wild. you sick freaks ^-^*
Mage-of-Time: So ask questions and I will force them to answer.
Karkat: FUCK YOU. I AIN'T DOING THIS SHIT.
Mage-of-Time: *Stares all evil like* Don't make get the squirt bottle.
Karkat: WHAT THE FLYING FUCK WILL THAT ACCOMPLISH!!
Mage-of-Time: *sprays with water*
Karkat: * hisses and swatts at water*
Mage-of-Time: It's a common fact that cats hate water Karkat. Are you going to play.
Karkat: *mumbles* WHAT THE FUCK EVER...
Mage-of-Time: ask them questions young homestucks ^-^
