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Ballistic Hobbit

Suppose to be pigeons sent the letters to them but just imagine them having a phone..

Gandalf has created the chat.

Gandalf Invited Thorin.

Thorin: What do you want, wizard?

Gandalf: We have been waiting here at the shire, When will you come?

Thorin: I'm almost there, How was the company?

Gandalf: Well..they were having fun and loud..

Thorin: ..and the burglar?

Gandalf: He is....fine

Thorin: I see, I'm at the entrance, I can hear their laughter..so I'm off now..

Thorin has left the chat.

Bilbo has joined the chat.

Gandalf: Oh dear..

Bilbo: Make.them.leave, NOW!

Gandalf: This would be a lovely day to have a visitors on your shire, Mr. Bilbo..

Bilbo: THIS ISN'T A LOVELY DAY TO ME, GANDALF!!

Bilbo: YOU KNOW I WAS ABOUT TO EAT MY DINNER BUT THEN IT WAS INTERUPPTED BY THE DWARF AND THEN ANOTHER DWARF STEALING MY FOODS AND THEN ANOTHER TWO DWARVES MAKING A DIRT ON MY GRANNY'S CHAIR AND THEN THERE'S YOU AND MANY DWARVES HARVESTING MY FOODS, MAKING A MESS, THROWING ALL THE FOODS WHILE THEY ARE SINGING AND-

Gandalf: calm down, Mr. Bilbo-

Bilbo: I AM NOT CALM, MAKE THEM LEAVE THIS INSTANT!!

Fili has joined the chat.

Fili invited Kili on the chat.

Bilbo: Great.

Fili: Look kili, a ballistic hobbit.

Kili: I'm not looking, I'm reading.

Fili: You no fun..

Kili: Kidding :>

Bilbo: BOTH OF YOU SILENCE, I'M TALKING TO GANDALF HERE!!

Kili: We are not talking, we are typing..

Fili: and you are chatting, not talking..

Bilbo: I hate you both...

Kili: and we love you too, Mr. Burglar :>

Bilbo: Gandalf, make them leave!

Gandalf: Oh look we have a visitor, I must go...now...

Gandalf has left the chat.

Bilbo: GANDALF!!!!!

Bilbo: I WASN'T FINISH YET, GET BACK HERE!!!!

Bilbo has left the chat.

Fili: Ballistic Hobbit.

Kili: Indeed.

Fili: I have heard there's an elf would join us for the rest of our journey!

Kili: Who told you?

Fili: The Wizard!

Kili: Excellent! Now were going the prank out of him >:D

Fili: Aye!

Fili: wait..

Kili: ??

Fili: Uncle hates elves...

Kili: so?

Fili: He would not like it when he meet the elf..

Kili: oh yeah.. I forgot about that..

Fili: We should leave! Uncle is here!!

Fili has left the chat.

Kili: I cannot wait to meet an elf :D

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