Michael text you: hi good murning mama bear kumusta
you reply: good muring din ayos lang
michael: mama bear magkita tau mamaya tutuparin kuh yung pangako kuh nah babawi aku sayu
you reply: ahhh sige papa bear saan??
michael: sah labas ng school after class
you reply: sige papa bear
michael: love you mama bear
you: love you papa bear
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*mag date kayo ni michael* *venue: Park*
*PEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*
*DARATING SI LYKA SAH BAHAY NILA MICHAEL*
lyka: hi tita ....
mother m: oh iha and2 nah kayo?? your dad??
lyka: andun pah poh sah labas may dala kasi mga pasalubong
lyka: si ate poh
sister m: oh sis your here? asan pasalubong kuh??
lyka: hi ate
lyka: si michael??
sister m: andun nag reready may date ata sila
lyka: *sah isip* anu bah yan may date pah sila ng P.A. nah yun
sister m: michael... michael... and2 nah sila tito
michael: ok wait lang
lyka: ate sinu pala yung gf ni michael?? san nya nakilala yun d bah dapat aku lang ang mag papakasal sah kanya kaasar naman
sister m: si "your name" nakilala nya dun sah....
michael: hi tito... hi lyka
lyka: Ahmmm... michael plzzzzz samahan muh naman akuh sah mall sige kailangan kuh lang bumili ng new clothes sige nah plzzz
michael: pero kasi...
lyka's daddy: sige nah michael plzzz grant my only daughter wish
lyka: michael di kuh nah kasi kabisado d2 ehh sige nah plzzzzzz
michael: ate help me nman ohh
sister: michael...
michael: but tito I have too go
mother m: sige nah anak kausapin muh nah lang si "your name" mamaya
lyka: halika nah (hatag kay michael)
mchael: (walang magawa)
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*SAH MALL*
Lyka: bilisan muh ahh gusto kuh maraming new clothes kuh bilis
michael: (nag aalala) sige
lyka: dun muna tau tumingin
michael: sige
lyka: anu maganda dress or ito ng isa
michael: (nagiisip ng sasabihin sayo)
lyka: michael... anu maganda dito sah dalawa
michael: pwede nah yang dalawa
lyka: ha???
michael: yung nasa kanan
lyka: ok; tara sah next department
michael: (nag-aalala) hayyyyy
lyka: tayu nah bilisan muh
michael: ok
MEAN WHILE
*AFTER SCHOOL*
you: (nag aantay) anu kaya yung gagawin ni michael???
LUMIPAS ANG 1 HOUR
you: asan nah si michael?? kanina pah aku d2 ahhhhh
you: hayyyyy nah saan kah papa bear
LUMIPAS ANG 3 HOURS
you: hayyy nakakaasar nah si papa bear naganku pah man din sya (naiiyak)
*dahil sah tagal ni michael**umuwi kah nah*
*SAH BAHAY MUH*
you: and2 nah poh aku (nagdadabog)
sister: ate kamusta ang date?? ate??
you: hay wag muh nga ipaalala yan sah kin (nagagalit)
sister: pero ate
you: si mama
sister: wala eh pumunta sah palengke
you: ganun bah
sister: ou
you: pwede sis pag pumunta dito si kuya michael muh sabihin muh nah wala aku HA TANDAAN MUH
sister: ok poh ate
MEAN WHILE
michael: lyka pwede nah bah tayo umuwi?
lyka: sige tara nah nga umuwi nah tayo I'm too tried nah ehh
michael: tara nah *sah isip* hayy salamat panu toh si mama bear
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