Chat 1-(G)A(Y)

Break in

Shigaraki added themselves to the group chat
Stalked By a Yendere: okay first of all: HOW????
Stalked By a Yendere: secondly; WHY IS THERE A VILLAIN IN THE GROUP CHAT
SHIGARAKI Changed their name to player 1
Player 1: I'm bored
Player 1: where's izuku i wanna mess with him
Tenya: I attempted to ban shigaraki but failed? what?

Player 1: Our terf now you thot

Stalked By a Yendere: Shigaraki you whore
Stalked By a Yendere: it me
Player 1: there you are :DDD)))

Player 1 changed Stalked By a Yendere's name to Player 2

Player 1: there you go bb

Player 2: KYS

Yaomama: uh,, I'm concerned
Player 1 added kurodaddy, dIE endeavour, himitoga, Stain Stan, and x2 to the chat
Kurodaddy: master shigaraki please we can't keep doing this
YaoiHands: 'Daniel please we can't keep doing this'
Player 2: jkvdrjkcaehnvdsoohdatknsy
Player 1: what
Erect rock: what is shrimp heaven? Why does shigaraki need it now? What are my responsibilities in this situation???
Player 2:hkvdstilvsaetokvsaqtokmfs
Player 2: we are all McElroy stans in class 1-a
BallsDeep: what's a McElroy
Player 2: gasp
Player 2: Mineta must be eliminated at once rt if you agree
Yaomama: rt
JackOff: rt
PikaPenis: rt
Shouto: rt?
Blasty Bimbo: rt
ZeroG: rt
erect rock: rt
Hentai man: rt
Player 1: what who's mineta and why do y'all want him dead
yaomama: he's a heterosexual.
yaomama: and he's a perv
yaomama: he won't get his hands off of me during training
Player 1: DisGUSting
Player 1: @yaomama I'm appointing myself as you big brother I'll kill the little gremlin
yaomama: aren't you a villain? Why do that?
Player 1: you're the girl with the creation quirk right?
Player 1: you're too good for this ugly world
Player 2: damn Shittyraki
Kurodaddy: shigaraki tomura please stop conversing with the heros
Player 1: fuck you you aren't my dad
I'm adopting the hero kids
Player 1: izukun yao and the anima guy are my favourites
Bunny boi: Σ੧(❛□❛✿)
Player 1: look at him.
Player 1: he's perfect
Himitoga: :DDD shiggys become a daddy!
Himitoga: >:< I want dekun thoooo
Himitoga: he's so sexy
Player 1: kys toga
BallsDeep: why are all of u hating on meh???
BallsDeep: Im resbectable!
BallsDeep: Your all just a buch of gays
Player 2: yeah, we are gay. Your point?
Player 2:also you're a fucking scumbag mineta. Perverts aren't hero's.
BallsDeep: your gay?!
Player 2: what about my gay.
Player 1 kicked BallsDeep and Himitoga from the chat
Player 1: no heteros allowed.
Player 2: I can't believe I'm saying this
Player 2: but you're a goddamn hero shigaraki
Yaomama: agreed
Bunny boi: ( T_T)＼(^-^ )
ZeroG: agreed
JackOff: agreed
Blasty Bimbo: we've eliminated the threat.
Shoto: oh thank god
Die endeavour: Shiggy what the fuck
Die endeavour: why am I on this chat
Player 1:
Shoto: @die endeavour. Good name.
Player 2: agreed
Die endeavour: aren't you the kids I walked in on burning endeavour toys?
Player 2: yep. That's our nightly ritual of burning stolen endeavour merch
Die endeavour: stolen.
Shoto: must of the time, yes.
Shoto: midoriya and bakugo gave theirs up willingly though
Blasty Bimbo: the son of a bitch deserved it
Player 2: I can't believe I finally agree with something kacchan has said.
Player 1: dadi I'm adopting this class now. Care to help out?
die endeavour: fUCk yEaH
yaomama: bitch how did the villains breaking into the chat improve my mood
player 2: cured my depression
JackOff: my skin is clear
Shoto: my rent is payed.
Player 2: fuck yeah
Player 1: anything for you bb
Player 2: even turn yourself in????
Player 1: I take that statement back.
Player 2: :(
JackOff: wow I crave death
Player 1: same
Kurodaddy: why do all the children want to die
Player 2: because the economy is shit. Next?
Player 1: oh bby u understand me
Player 2: I mean, I don't murder people because of it.
Kurodaddy: if the economy is shit, why become a hero? Hero-work only backs up the 'shitty' economy. It doesn't fix it.
Player 2: oh dam
Player 2: u rite
yaomama: damn
Player 2: hey momo
Player 2: couldn't you just fuck up the economy with your quirk
yaomama: I could
Tenya: please stop saying stuff like that.
Tenya: :(
Player 1: join me bbs
yaomama: I'm am a cash machine yaomama: midoriya get over here
Player 2: he'll yeah booty call
Tenya: midoriya!!
Tenya: that's rude
Player 2: booty as in the kids show pirate word for loot. I'm gay iida.
Tenya:
Player 1: look at my children go. :,)
Player 1: I raised them so well