One day, Mikey Sparkle was sitting at home. And he was thinking. It was all he did, for twenty four hours straight, until he finally concluded this;
'why was there a Pete Wents screaming in the distance? Where is he now?'
So Mikey Sparkle wentz on a quest to find the Pete wentz.
Mikey traveled the land far and wide. He wentz up hills and down mountains. He traveled through Monroeville and Cooperstown, past Cape Town, and along the desolate streets of Death Valley. He walked this empty street, on the boulevard of broken dreams. He went every where that he could possibly think to travel.
But still no pet Wentz. .
So Mikey Sparkle went home, sad, disenchanted, and peteless....
Until one day, when Mikey was looking for a new feather boa to give to his sassy pants brother Gerard, he opened up his closet, and there he was; Pete Wents.
"OMG! I found you! I've looked everywhere for you" said Mikey.
"I've been right here, this whole time. Right next to your sexuality," said the Peter Lewis Kingston Wentz the 3rd.
"oh! My sexuality is here too? I was looking for that. Thank you for keeping it company."
"No problem!" said the Pete machine.
And then they kissed because it waS THE FORTH OF JULY.... YOU AND I WERE.....YOU AND I WERE FIRE-FIRE-FIREWORKS!!!
And everyone knows that Petekey is the bomb dot com.
The End. (of all things)
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"now come one and all to this tragic affair"
(just so you know, I was extremely drunk where I wrote this, so it's very shitty, but oh well. Enjoy.)
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FanficIn da awesome kingdom of emo-ly emo-ness there lived a sparkly unicorn called Mikey Sparkle, his sassy lemon brother Gerard, a happy little smol bean named Tyjo and the small Fedora king known as King Pattycakes of the Majestic Fedora Citizens. Oh...
