The Tragic Fall of Kim Kardashian's Butt

The Tragic Butt

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Have you ever felt neglected? The feeling whenever someone casts their shadows on you, sending you to the lonely darkness where losers and other types of pathetic people live?

That was what it felt. Her butt. Kim Kardashians big badonka-donka jiggly-wiggly basketballs. The looming darkness that covers its gloriousness and enshrouding it in eternal night almost never leaves it alone. But when it does, it's usually for non-reproductive intercourse or for balancing champagne-filled wine glasses.

Her butt is dying but it will not die without getting revenge on its owner.

Squeeeaaaaaak, the sound of booty implants reverberated across its two cheeks. It decided to reminisced about former events in its short-ass life.

Her butt felt used, damaged and broken beyond repair. It was just a simple butt when Kim was younger but then lust took over it's owner and she decided to have her butt instilled with two firm silicone implants in hopes of tempting more men to follow the dark path in life.

At first her butt felt proud, but it soon learned that too much self-adoration only causes downfall. In less than a few days, black men were already humping it, inserting their dongs in its tiny-weeny delicate shithole.

They slapped it with such force and conviction that it soon became redder than a gross whitehead zit. One time it nearly released its owner's digested dinner but with firm determination it managed to stop itself from embarassing its owner by clenching its shithole which earned a pained groan from the black man busily stuffing his sausage into her buns.

Squeeeeaaaak, the sound was much louder. It just smiled.

It once held pride and dignity, a symbol of her owner, Kim Kardashian's power and might. But soon it became a laughing stock. It became a deformed monstrosity due to the constant beatings it received during rough bed-squeaking/non-babymaking sessions.

Her jooga-loogas look as if they're some weird tumor growing on her backside. But its owner never cared. In fact, she experienced great jubilation when she saw how her butt degenerated into such abomination.
Great, she thought This butt of mine will raise me up to the stars above. I shall become the Eternal Queen of Vanity and Self-Admiration That Rules Over All Peasants And Non-Peasants Alike. Let them tremble and quake at my presence! You hear that Beyoncé? I'm gonna be Queen Bee and you'll gonna be Queen Bye!

Such arrogance, her butt thought It will surely drag her to the depths of hell someday. Or maybe I'm already in hell and she's the one ruling it?

Her butt then remembered the time when the idea of starting a music career crossed its owner's mind. Pffft, what a flop, it muttered mockingly.

It believes that someday, those who live with the stars will come crashing down to the muddy shit-filled earth. But when is that? And if that happens, will its owner use it as a cushion for landing? Muehehehehe, it giggled like a demented witch.

SQUEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAK!, the butt gave one last mighty squeak before the big POP!

As it lay dying it thought, I may have fallen today, I may go to the cruel ever-burning inferno but remember this Kardashian, I will be there waiting for you, chilling at Satan's throne. Your downfall will pay the price of your narcissism. Bye bitch, adios~~~!

The butt may had fallen but it sure went out with a bang, or a pop. Whatever.

Kim's face when her booty popped for like, no reason:

I'm sorry for the grammatical mistakes, English is not my first language just like how England isn't really Nick Crompton's city.

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EDIT: Guys check this out! I recommend you watch the Kardashian spoofs of SimGMProductions on Youtube. They're hilarious af :)