A beautiful love between furniture

De end bye bitch

thє fuck tαrd lσσkєd dσwn upσn mє líkє hє wαѕ ѕσmє whαt σf α вєttєr furtínurє thαn mє αnd thє fαct thαt hє wαѕ α crєєpч αnd σld αѕѕ píєcє σf ѕhít mαdє ít αll thє wσrѕє σh αnd dσn't fσrgєt híѕ dumв αѕѕ вrαín í fєєl ѕαd fσr whσ єvєr mαdє hím íf thєír dєαd thєn чαnnσ whч cσѕ σf thíѕ plєв í mєαn cσmє σn thíѕ gαч lσrd thínkѕ í líkє hím hαh ín híѕ drєαmѕ.

ѕhє lσσkєd αt mє αnd í fєlt вuttєrflíєѕ ín mч clσѕєt ít fєlt líkє αctuαl вuttєrflíєѕ...σh wαít чєp thєrє wєrє αctuαl вuttєrflíєѕ єхcєpt thєч wєrє umm....α вít.....dєαd σh wєll αѕ lσng αѕ í hαvє mч lσvє fσr hєr nothing else in this cruel world matters 'gasps dramatically' and then starts singing "what a cruel world" over and over and over again.

Bedrilia could feel the rage through her wooden head come to a burning rage she screamed as loud as could like the selfish bitch she is not thinking of the other furniture that was in the room.

I saw my future wifey scream and for a second I was wondering why and then though huh? Why not join her so I started screaming at the top of my sexy lungs as I do this a whole bunch of dust and a tone of ashes fly everywhere and what was left behind was a beautiful vintage wardrobe.

I was confused at why every furniture was staring with loving eyes towards me and then she looked at me and I was giggling like a sexy mother fucker I mean it was obvious why they were looking at me I mean I'm sexyyyyy but why were they just staring at me, I was a little scared actually they were really staring at me did I have someting on my face or something like that.
"Oi matey" I was trying to get the attention of everyone so that I could ask my sexy beautiful questions "do I have anything on my sexy face or waaah?" No answer, I was getting a little annoyed now so screaming 'do I have anything on my face' was meaning tell me or something bad will happen if I get even more annoyed.

Bedrilia started to speak which was good as she usually ignores me like the sexy bed that she is, " your so beautiful I gotta say you're magnificent the vintage beauty is everything I'm low key living right now omg how.....did.....I.....miss.....this....beauty". I was a little confused she'd literally never said anything nice to me so it was even more creepy.....cute "awww she must love me I knew it was true now we can get married and have kids and grandchil-..." I looked up realising I said that out loud and she was smiling she called the mirror that was hanging in the wall to come over so that I could see myself and I looked in the mirror and saw a handsome sexy lusciously beautiful man named woodrobio.

"Marry me" I said to her, at first she looked hella confused because like it's hella random and shit but then she said 'yes' and then I jumped in my 8 inch stilettos and made the house shake like crazy, everyone screamed the furniture as well as the huuuuumans downstairs I didn't care though I lept onto bedrilia and we had sex and had five babies (aka bedbugs) and then we lived happily ever after.

The mother fucking end bitch now begone thot.
These bitches are great check em out mah dude nomin_tea Alphabet_MaN there somewhat better than me but like only by a lickle bit.

Deh End......there was a bomb that exploded the house and they all died.
Bye *insert dramatic running*