In Da Awesome Kingdom Of Emo-ly Emo-ness

Awsten Wateryparks Knight

Gerard is a lemon.

This was an undeniable fact of life .

He tryed to deny it once.... He tried to be a tomato, but no such luck. The world knew in their hearts that Gerard was a lemon.

Gerard's friend, Ryrofrigeratior, knew of a great and powerful wizard... Who went by the name of Awsten Wateryparks Knight. And Awsten Wateryparks Knight knew how to grant wishes (except for his own sadly 😢).

So Gerard went to visit him.

And gerd said " hi Mr Awsten Wateryparks Knight, can you grab my wish for me?"

"sure thing Gerardie-o!" said A. W. K

"okay, I wish for the world to run out of milk, so I can teach Ryrofrigeratior and Breadbin a lesson. And I wish to truly become a tomato. No more of this lemony business, I wanna be a tomato." said gerarf

Awsten Wateryparks Knight snapped his fingers. "your wishes are my command"

And Awsten Wateryparks Knight granted Gerards wishes, thus beginning the darkest time this earth has ever seen. He begun the...... Milk Wars!

But hey,,, at least he was a tomato, right?

(this is so bad... I'm literally only writing this story when I'm drunk, I'm sorry)