DEMON UNLEASHING (AMONGST OTHER THINGS)

CHAPTER 1(JARROW)

I've been tracking Azazel for many nights now, the slimy bastard has managed to evade me for a month, but he's finally slipped as all demons do, and who is there to 'throw a welcome party'? (hint: not really a party) , me, the awesome jarrow Kane a.k.a jaegar, Demolisher (is that a word?)of demons, capturer of captors breaker of....(what's that?, you read this in the description? Oh OK then) I have traced the terrible terribleness ( oh jeez, you suck author, really really suck) to an abandoned warehouse in the abandoned sector. (of course, if there's one thing demons are good at, it's fufiling the stereotype of type A villains, I mean abandoned warehouse ? Come on). Now first things first, demons exist, I know for those of you that are a little slow on the uptake you'll need a second or two, to wrap your brains around this, (all done?) good., second, they are bat shit evil. ( I can cuss in my book all I want, so stop whining and continue reading). Third, they don't like being hunted, Fourth I hunt them. Alright back to the warehouse. I approach the warehouse stealthily (demons have noses Sharper than a blood hound and ears better then a cat). And throw open the door (after approaching stealthily? Make up your mind author, or I'm pooping in your soup), Azazel is seated in the centre of the room, legs crossed. His eyes are covered by a piece of cloth
"Azazel" I call
"hunter, you've chased me for a long time" He answers
"you've brought this on yourself Azazel, you shouldn't have killed all those people"
" I was hungry".
( demons don't need to eat, so that was a giant whooper)
"well, you know what happens now don't you? "
"you do what you have to do hunter, I will make your death as painless as possible"
( that's another lie, demons are big on torture).
"I'll try to do the same, Azazel"

I drew a circle on the floor with a piece of chalk, and infused it with magic, (You See, what my crackpot writer has failed to explain is that magic exists also and I use it to combat demons) willing the circle closed, this prevented external forces from affecting me, Azazel had done likewise except he dug his finger into the stone floor and drew the circle, in the stone floor. made of stone.
Closing my eyes I willed myself into the astral plane and the real battle begun.

    A huge fist crashed into my chin and I was sent reeling, I pooled magic in my fist and formed a giant bat, ( a real bat, with wings and fangs and acid spit, hmm, do real bats have those?) I sent it towards Azazel and it exploded bathing him in hot, steaming acid, with a shrug he turned the acid to ice and repaired the damage to himself. While he did that, I formed a massive scythe and whirled it above my head, (rather impressively, I bet he was Impressed) I launched myself at him and swung it like I meant it. (go jarrow! Go jarrow!!, someday I'm gonna invest in personal cheerleaders) he materialised a spiked hook sword and blocked my strike, I faked to the left and brought my scythe up driving it up into his exposed thigh, grunting in pain, he reared and back handed me,  I let go and stumbled back. He ripped the scythe free and tossed it aside, I extended my arm and it flew into my hand and waited. He began to circle me making feints which I easily parried.
" what's wrong Azazel, I'm beginning to grow mold here"

"there is nothing wrong in being cautious hunter, I assure you, before the night runs out I will be bathing in your..... " ,that was me. Slicing across his stomach, he managed to pull back in time and he wasn't completely eviscerated ( bother! 😞.....oh look an emoji, wait what? writer!!!!!! What is an emoji doing in my book!!!) the tip of my scythe traced a line along his stomach drawing a line of black blood , he ducked under my next switch and came up swinging, his sword bit into my arm and I pulled back (hastily, I don't like being cut) ,he pressed in attacking with two hook swords now, I parried and evaded, conjuring animals to distract and irritate him, he sliced through them and teleported to my...... Wait what?, I felt a sharp pain from behind, the damned bastard stabbed me from behind, talk about honorless, grunting I fell forward and he moved in, swords raised to deliver the finishing blow.
"wait!!! " I shouted
"if you're going to beg for your life, don't bother"
"no, I just wanted to know if you had any last words" I replied
"what?" he asked with a frown, and the he crumbled to dust. I stood up gingerly and limped over to the pile of Azazel shaped dust, I rifled through it and picked a gem from amidst it.
(for the slow minded amongst you who haven't figured out what just happened, I apply  a very corrosive poison to my scythe that is lethal to demons, and when I cut him, it immediately started eating him from the inside, the idiot didn't even know it.) I returned to my body, and limped to the exit, (injuries from the astral plane followed you back to the real world) pausing to conjure a ball of fire and toss it onto a over turned table, I made my way out.

Another demon vanquished, I prepared for the next day and a battle more severe than any other,

High school.

Hi, I'm jarrow, I hope you enjoyed the first chapter of my adventures, leave a comment so I know what you think and make sure you vanquish the follow button, I hear it's quite a stubborn foe

P. S if you didn't like this book, it's because you're a demon and you're probably on my to do list. Sleep with your lights on.