KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS SEASON 2 EP 8
Davis: Because you forgot Ella! 😭
Keira: Oh yeah!
Keira: >Uses phone to call Ella, BECAUSE SHE'S ACROSS THE ROOM<
>Wow, technology!<
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>Contains inexplicit* language<
Chika: ...B-Brian!?!?
Brian: (drunk af) Heyyyyyyyyy
Chika: WHAT THE FUCKI-
Brian: >Hic< Heyy >Hic< I wnna dov- dev- divorceeee with you.
Chika: Wait. Whut.
Brian: Greaaat ideaaa right!? Herrree, sign thereee. >Points at divorce papers<
Chika: >faintly like a damsel in distress<
Chika: whut... >signs papers<
Chika: >takes off wedding ring< What...
Chika: >throws it into a nearby champagne* drink< What...
Chika goes off running, straight to the DEKADIL meeting, where Ella is already there because WoW technology.
Chika: >Crying.<
Dylan (who's the girliest there) :Honey! What's wrong, girlfriend?!?
Chika: Brian divorced me!!! I found him kissing a girl! Brian divorced me!!! After fifteen years of happiness!
Lindsay: OH MY GAWD MY SHIPPPPPPPP ITS SINKING!
Ella: OH MY GAWWWWDDDD MY SHIPPPP
An army general somewhere: Sir! A ship off the coast of the famous Kardashian ocean is sinking sir!
Everyone heads to the room where Brian was.
They, unexpectedly, found the ceiling shattered.
Dylan: Wait! Where is Raphael? He hasn't been in these episodes for a long time!
Keira : Dylan... -_- thus is real life...
Dylan: IT'S A FREAKIN STORY WRITTEN IN TEXT!!! GET REAL!
SAS:(Muffled) Don't worry Helsoirn, I got ya,and better drink this( hands Brian coffee), should help sober you up.
Dylan: Hey girl,(gives perverted stare) wanna go out?
SAS: >Looks at Dylan< I had to fight the Russians for years and this is how you greet me!? Perv!
Dylan: Huh!?! Wait, aren't I NOT bisexual?! This is so confusing...
SAS: Seriously wanker, at least I can speak British,(opens mask). IT IS ME!!!!(Reveals to be Raphael)
Dylan: Holly shiittooo!
Raphael: Sry can't stay, Baseplate needs me to go kill Russian Ultranationalists.
(??? I don't know what he's saying??? Actual person wanted me to put that in)
Raphael throws a flare on the ground and a rope from a helicopter came down pulling him up.
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Keeping Up With the Kardashians
HumorA TV show for adults, written by a kid for a couple kids, and posted in Wattpad for teenagers over seventeen. What could go wrong? I have the answer. Everything.
