KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS SEASON 2 EPISODE SIXTEEN
Camera zooms into Dylan.
Dylan: I can't believe it....
Brian: >sobs uncontrollably<
Dylan: I'm questioning my sexuality
Brian: >sobs uncontrollably<
Dylan: in jail for the first time
Brian: >sobs uncontrollably<
Dylan: I have a buddy reenacting the Niagara Falls on my shoulder...
Brian: >sobs uncontrollably<
Dylan: Who, coincidentally, is also questioning his sexuality...
Brian: >hiccup< Don't forget the pasta..
Dylan: GIVE A GUY A BREAK, I DON'T DESERVE OVERCOOKED PASTA WITH NO SAUCE OR CHEESE
Prisoner #1: S.T.F.U
Dylan: What is he saying?
Brian: He's saying Shut The Flapjack Up.
Cop: Hey you! Baby Face and Crybaby!
Dylan: What, us?
Cop: Yeah you! Get you blubberheads pur of there! >unlocks prison door<
Brian: Just curious, who's Baby Face?
Dylan: I know.. it's me.
Brian: Sorry not sorry.. at all.
Dylan: At least I didn't get Melanie Martinez's song!
Cop: Quit it! There's someone who wants to talk to you.
Dylan: Ok, who is it?
Cop: According to the author, I'm not allowed to tell so it'll build suspense.
Dylan: What Author??? My life isn't scripted you know.
They walk to the the two-way phone booth thingy room.
Brian: Uh oh..
Dylan: I wasn't expecting her!
Brian: What is she doing here?!
Dylan: Maybe she wants to make up! :D
Cue Pokémon Go theme song?
Brian and Dylan: Who's that Poké- girl?
Brian and Dylan: Iiit's CHIKA
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Keeping Up With the Kardashians
HumorA TV show for adults, written by a kid for a couple kids, and posted in Wattpad for teenagers over seventeen. What could go wrong? I have the answer. Everything.
