A name which every word
has double consonants
A name which has 14 letters
This name that obviously exists
in the whole world
This name may not be unique
But there is just the one and
only Wyatt Jess Oleff
He was from his mom's...womb.Duhh
But before that,he was from his dad's
sperm cells..(hahaha)
I wonder what he was doing inside there?
Was he competing with the other sperms?
Or was he just chilling cos he already
knew that he was the chosen one to
become Jennifer and Doug's crazy son
A name that can make tons of girls
faint,fangirl,fart,or even die
The guy who stole Finn's place
inside my heart(ew corny)
The guy who's planning to
grow his hair longer than Rapunzel's
and curlier than Merida's hair
The guy who gets annoyed when
someone uses or touches his things
The guy who is obviously not gay
but is been shipped by the fandom
with another guy who's not gay
What's up with that?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The guy who's been called
"fucking jew" by someone who
is shipped with Finn or
the boyfriend of the girl who's
named after Wyatt's brother
(if u understand.congrats).......
The guy who makes himself a meme
and thinks its reaaaaally funny
The boy who i fell inlove since 2016
But sadly,he doesn't loves me...
The guy who's hair is bipolar
The guy who's growing really fast(height)
The guy who became a meme on
Shake It Up..."Want to bet on it"
(hahaha sorry wyatt)
You think i'm a friend of him
don't you?Cos i know all about him don't u?
Well,you're wrong..I'm not his friend.
He doesn't follow me on Twitter,Instagram
or FACEBOOK,i'm from Philippines and that
is so so so far away from his country(USA)
he probably doesn't likes annoying girls
(not fangirls) like me who eats a lot
and gets fat and farts in public (i'm jo kingh)
i bet he kissed Sophia or Natalia or Isabel
