It's been a couple days since the "incident".
After I was dragged out of the room by the lovely Ms. Goodwitch, she scolded me on everything from why the sky was blue to what actually happened.
Of course, she looked hot the whole time.
I'm seriously starting to think that I have a problem...
Hittin' on forty-somethin' year old women...
Dammit...
In summary: I was told to stay with Molly and Siad from now on.
Not that I'm gonna listen of course...
Why would I do that?
I haven't seen Jaune very much in the last little bit either.
When I have, he's been staying around Cardin.
Speaking of Cardin, he's been doing everything he can to avoid me.
Might have something to do with the fact that I almost killed him in one punch...
At one point, he jumped up and clung to the ceiling like Spiderman just to avoid me.
Not that I mind any of this of course...
I hated that guy...
And now that he has learned to put some RESPECK on my name, he won't be bothering me no more...
"Hey, Mr. Bales!" Siad yelled as he knocked on the door to my room.
I stood up and walked over to the door.
I opened the door and was greeted with the sight of Siad holding a bunch of clothes.
"What is this?" I asked.
"Ozpin ordered these from the best tailors in Remnant!" Siad exclaimed.
"Whatever. Set them on the bed." I said as I headed toward the small kitchen in my room.
Siad walked in and placed the assorted clothes on my bed.
"You know, that blonde boy hasn't been acting the same since the incident a few days ago." Siad said.
"Ah, he'll be fine. Jaune needs to stand on his own anyway; he's practically older than I am." I said.
"I don't think he's the type that can 'stand on his own'." Siad said.
I looked back at Siad.
"Yeah, you're probably right." I said.
I opened up the fridge and freezer, only to find nothing in them.
I then proceeded to open up the cabinets, only to be faced with the same situation.
"Is there any fuckin' food around here, Siad?" I asked.
Siad walked over to me and looked through everything.
"That's strange, I thought Professor Ozpin stocked your room with goods after you left two days ago." He said.
"Looks like I'ma have to hit up fuckin' McDonald's again or some shit." I said.
"What is McDonald's?" Siad asked.
Fucking kill me...
"Nevermind Siad..." I said with a sigh.
I walked over to the bed and took in the sight of the clothes that had been chosen for me.
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Sometimes Cowards Do Survive...
FanfictionA teenager wakes up in the RWBY universe with no idea how he got there. Not only that, but he also has the Infinity Gauntlet... What could possibly go wrong? (A RWBY self-insert story starting from Volume 1 to Volume 3). "Not to call you a 'coward'...