"Tea's Ready"...or is it?

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After a long day of writing and finishing my smut about another YouTuber I decided to go on my iPad and search for some KappaPride !efukt gifs. I never thought this day would cum. As i begin to unravel my 2m belt I hear a sudden voice from the bottom of my stairs shouting "GET THE FUCK DOWN STAIRS. TEA IS READY!" With a confident tone I replied "NOT THIS TIME DAD" I grab my pre-packed bags and my ready printed airline tickets and jump out my window. As I fell to the bottom of my front porch I bounce straight back up. I run into my uber and flee to the airport.

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