Oh my god.
I don't give a fuck that your daddy bought you a god damn Lamborghini. I don't care that the star quarterback is putting his wand in your wizard sleeve. I don't care that you got your belly button pierced. I bet you got some nasty fungus growing from your belly button.
Bitches.
I can't fucking even.
It's like as soon as something happens to them it happens to all of us because as soon as it happens we are aware of it.
Because this bitch posted a status about it, a picture about it, a gif about it, a flipagram about it.
Bitch, I don't give a rats ass. You lost your virginity when you were 12 to your moms dildo from the 1900's.
I wish you would get so drunk that you'd forget to breathe you dumb bitch.
Wow I can be really mean oops
