Try-Hard-Hipster

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We all have that person in our life that is basically an over-used tumblr post, ammirite?

And they talk all nasally and they only talk about cats and and tumblr and when someone says something funny they don't even laugh they just say "I can't even" while blowing air out of there nose harder than usual.

Yeah, I hate those people.

Lol what am I talking about I hate most people.

But these people are the worst because they always make FaceBook statuses about how terrible there life is and how they have no friends.

Well you would have friends if you weren't so damn annoying.

You would have friends if you wouldn't ditch them for someone new everyday.

These "hipster" people try to make things cool even though in the history of ever and always will it ever be cool. Fuck no it won't.

And neither will you.

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