Crazy Niqqa Chronicles part 3

                                                                        The Mailman

It was a heated morning at the Ross residents for Jauhkeisha and her sugar daddy/ex fiance Rick Ross.

 

(wine glasses shatter on the floor)

Jauhkeisha: I NEVER LOVED YO ASS ANYWAY! YOU FAT BASTARD!

Rick: YOU KNOW YOU LOVE ME!

Jauhkiesha: I NEVER DID, I LOVED YO MONEY!, I HAD TO FAKE IT ALL TO BE WITH YOU TO BE A FAMOUS VIDEO GIRL!. I DONT NEED YOU! I CAN BUY MY OWN CRIB IF I WANTED. THIS WHOLE ENGAGEMENT WAS A LIE. FUNNY HOW YO ASS BELIEVED IT ALL.

Rick: BITCH I LOVE MY FOOD MORE THAN YOU ANYWAYS!

Jauhkeisha: I'M NOT SURPRISED NIGGA!, I WITNESSED YOU PUTTING  WHIPPED CREAM ON YO TITTIES ONE NIGHT AND LICKING IT OFF YOU MAKE ME SICK!

Rick: Nah…… you must’ve been drunk.

Jauhkiesha: funny how you got silent for a sec…

Rick: I WANT YOUR ASS OUT BY TOMORROW!

Jauhkeisha: THATS FINE CUZ I JUST PAID FOR A HOUSE LAST MONTH! I KNEW THIS SHIT WAS FINNA HAPPEN!

(Rick puffs smoke from cigar)

Jauhkiesha: ITS ALSO A GOOD THING IMMA BE OUT CUZ IM TIRED OF THIS WHOLE DAMN HOUSE SMELLIN LIKE A PUBLIC BATHROOM WHEN YO FAT ASS DONE  USIN THE BATHROOM!

Rick: Just start packin yo shit and get tf out my face…

 

(Jauhkiesha hears knock at the door)

(Jaukeisha opens the door to the mailman……..)

 

Mailman: Hey mz. thang i got yo mail

Jauhkeisha: Um, you know theres a mailbox out there right?

Mailman: Guh, i know.  i just wanted to handed it to you this fine morning. i wanted to smell that perfume…

Jauhkiesha: Yeah, (Snatches mail)  thanks for the mail BYE! (she slams the door)

(mailman knocks at the door)

(Jauhkeshia opens door again)

Jauhkiesha: WHAT?

Mailman: you fiesty i like dat…

Jauhkiesha: this nigga…

(Mailman stops door from closing)

Jauhkiesha: IMMA CALL THE COPS ON YA ASS..

Mailman: Chill girl, you PMS’IN? Or Nah?, but anyways you like wanna go out to dinner sometime? like somewhere nice? dont worry I’ll pay i got money….

(Jauhkiesha’s thoughts)I do like niggas who take me out to places.. and i aint gotta pay nothing.. i been threw alot of niggas that payed for my food, clothes, and shoes!. This nigga ugly af tho… damn but at least i can get somethin out of him and i ain't gotta worry bout his no more when im finished wit him….)