The cowboy wasn't krumpy because his dad died. When he ate chicken he thought that birds were dogs. However he hated his mother with a burning fiery banana. Then he destroyed churches and his kindergarten as he fought dragons with his turtle named sonic. After he vored sonic, he became immortal because the town was zombies who ate ass. Then the dragons brutally murdered his dad. Fucking god was fucking a bible because they dishonored Big Tonnie. The cowboy hated Chair because Chair dumped sonic and cowboy was hungry for that ass.
The end.
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Yehaw
AdventureMy friends and I went around in a circle saying one word and trying to make a coherent story. We failed.
