10 Ways to be Annoying at a Movie Theater
1) Not really a way to be annoying but go to G-rated movies. Thats where all the good stuff is.
2) Laugh in weird places. Really weird. And when everyone else is laughing, sob hysterically. Really hysterically
3) Buy the large popcorn. Get in everywhere. On the floor. In the person in front of you's ear. When something jumps out, scream and the whole bucket in the air.
4) When the movie gets slow, roll up and down the aisle for amusement.
5) Get a pack of candy and during a quieter moment in the movie, whack it against the arm of your chair while screaming "WHY...WONT...THIS...OPEN...!"
Note: This may happen to you whether you want it to or not
6) When a song starts playing, address the audience in saying "Oh I know this" and proceed to sing a completely different song.
7) When a character get introduced, yell "OHMYGOSH! ITS BOB!" If you're feeling like it, you can also do this everytime a character is introduced.
8) During a fight scene, yell out angrily in foreign language of choice
Note: Works best in Urdu, Yiddish or Pig Latin
9) When the movie is over and the credits scrolling down, loudly proclaim "Wait a second, that wasn't the Hunger Games !?!"
10) If there is any writing on the screen, read it aloud in a completely fake Britich accent.
