I just got done filming my new Geico add when I meet my hot green stud outside. "Heya big Boi" I smirk. "Hey cutie pie" you can smell his onion breath from here. It really turns me on. "Donkey's out of town this weekend" he winks at me. My tail is getting aroused just thinking about it. "Oh gee!" I squee. "Let's go to my swamp" He whispers in my gekko ear.
We arrive at his sour swamp. It smells just like his perfume. The water in the swamp gleams like his swampy eyes. "Donkey's making waffles before he leaves" shrek says seductively. "Out of the box?" I squeal, "oh yea little buddy" he whispers.
My stomach is full and warm with blueberry waffles. Shrek is warm but not because of the waffles. We say our goodbyes to Donkey with a smirk. When he leaves, I shove shrek on the couch and grind on him. He's warm like bread and it feels good underneath my claws.
