KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS SEASON TWO EPISODE.......... SEVENTEEN I GUESS IDK
Dylan: Chika?!? Water you doing here?!
_Dylan points to a bottle of water._
>cringes because it was my pun<
Chika: >brings up entire suitcase< Listen up losers, we're going to break y'all outta here.
Brian: Seriously my belove- Chika?!
Chika: >ignores yandere-kun senpai style<
Chika: This is what we are going to do. Imma to shoot people with a gun, and then we are going to get you out!
Brian: Statically, that is impossible. Due to the fact that Dylan and I are in a room with you in another with a bulletproof glass separating us, how would you get through the glass with gun? Unless you have a diamond, it may not be possible for you to-
Dylan: Like Prisoner #1 said, S.T.F.U!!!! We're getting outta here!!
Chika: >without warning< >pulls out machine gun<
Chika: >pew pew pew!!!<
>Bullets shatter through glass<
Brian: WTTTTFFFFFFFFFFF >triggered<
Brian: How is this possible?!
Brian: The very pillar of my existence is crummmmmbbbbbbblllliiiinnngg.
Brian: >goes into an existential crisis like Dan Howell<
Dylan: Oh my gerdd noooo... Why now?! Why, in the only mind-breaking moment, in the point where our lives are dark and bleak where our lives would change, would Brian have a frigging breakdown now?!
Brian: Nineteen plus ten.... it's twenty right... or twenty nine? I don't know anymore 😭
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Keeping Up With the Kardashians
MizahA TV show for adults, written by a kid for a couple kids, and posted in Wattpad for teenagers over seventeen. What could go wrong? I have the answer. Everything.
