-Hon, do me a favour. Paint a portrait of Margaret Atwood. Please.
-Why?
-Has something to do with Fanado.
-Fernando?
-No, Fanado. Oh and put some nematodes in her hair.
-What the hell are nematodes?
-I don't know, but I think Margaret likes them. Her dad was some bug guy, northern Quebec. Okay, then add some bird from Pelee Island.
-Ok.
-Thanks.
-Do you like it?
-Excellent! Superb! Zozzle Curse Free!
-Now what?
-Wait and see.
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Continued:
Artist: Is this a poem?
Muse: Yes.
Artist: But it doesn't even rhyme.
