its snowing outside. w0w.
a cat is staring out the window.
because snow is fascinating.
human was good human and let the cat outside in the snow.
Cat pulls a rusty and goes to the fence, looking at the bootiful bootiful forest.
her mate, aka cat who appears for like ten minutes #1 scares the crap outta her by yelling "sn0wie holy catnip youre fInallY outsIdE"
snowie is shook.
mate jumps onto fence and sits next to her. They stare at snow for liek two hours
"Holy fook you hav sCar" snowie says
"I fought sOmeonE" mate says.
By the way mate's name is buster.
"Dunt fite peOple plez. You can't fite worth a shet." Snowie says, but in a nice way.
"Okay" buster meowd, Totally okey wit life. "Well I gtg g bye WAiFu" buster says and yeets off the fence.
Snowie stares at snow s'more and falls off fence into the forest. Oh nO.
She gets curious nows and walks around said forest. "Gasasaps" she gasasaps as she finds mouse. She tries catch mouse. She does not catch mouse.
"HAy" an edgy puff puff screeches and attacs her
Snowie screed, flipping out until she like
Ran outta nRG
Edgy puff puff makes fun of snowie for being fat and poofy
Snowie smaccs
Rest of patrol appear.
O nU part 2
They chase her away
But she returnethed
Then they decided to take her to clam
Clam is shook
"Aye can I join?" Snowie asks
"Yes but you must do the FIGHTS" leader fernfart says.
Mintpaw appeareth and she and snowie fite
Snowie 360 no scopes her ass and wins, leveling up to level 6 and evolving into snowpaW.
EdGy pUff pufF becomeS her mEntor
WOw
SnowpAw tRaineThs hArd. She TotallY forgets aboUt her hUsbAndo
TotAlly NOT falling in love with eDgy puff puff.
Edgy puff puff admits snowpaw is cool
Snowpaw screechEs
She Later eVolves iNto snowdappLe at Level 24
Edgy puff puff proposes.
Snowdapple says YES
Edgy puff puff and snowdapple are sleeping togEthr
Awww marriage
Snowdapple then remembered her husbando. She yeets out of camp and goes to see him. ShE finDs busTer at thUnderpath
Buster goes to say hi, but a monster nyooms over him.
Snowdapple is sad.
She goes back to camp, laying back with edgy puff puff.
The NeXt moRning
WoAh, snowdapple is pregananant
Edgy puff puff is happy af
Edgy puff puff goes to fite cause riverclan leader is an asshole and attaccs
Edgy puff puff dies proteccing shadowclam leader.
Shellstar kills fernstar anyways.
TurNs oUt shEllsTar and FernsTar we're Ex Mates
And edgy puff puff was their SON
DUN DUN DUNNNNNN
DRAMA
Shellstar drowns hImSelF because he just realized he killed his own son
Riverclan and shadowclan are spooked
Later
Mousestar and lizardstar becom new leaderz
Snowdapple gives borth to her kids.
Like two months after their born she decides she doesn't belong in a clam and leaves, taking her kids with her. She goes bAcc to her twolegs, who DONT in fact sell her kits.
Then lightningclan and Stoneclan events happen while snowie enjoys being lazy.
Also lily and minty are the only two that gave her grandkits lmao
No effort was put into this.
