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Haechan x NCT

Haechan x Yuta
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Haechan:How do you like your coffee?

Yuta:The way I like my women.

Haechan:So, no coffe then.

Yuta:...

Haechan x Taeyong

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Taeyong:Do you like Mark?

Haechan:
The one from NCT Dream?
The one from NCT 127?
The one from NCT U?
The one from SMrookies?
The one from Highschool Rapper? The one in the foreign swagger squad?
The one that featured on Henry's song?
My roommate Mark?
Canadian Mark?
Asian Draco Malfoy?

Taeyong:... Yes, All of the above Mark

Haechan:No but Got7's Mark seems cool.

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Taeyong:Alright, what's everyone thankful for?

Yuta:I'm thankful that I haven't killed haechan

yuta:....yet

Haechan x Mark x Jisung
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Haechan gives an entire portion of his daily summer holiday schedule to practice annoying Mark.
Mark who learns this just accept his fate and incorporate "evading Haechan" in his schedule.

Detective Haechan (who was then Donghyuck) and Jisung put
Marks multi-talented-ness to the test. Basically every Haechan-Mark interaction

Haechan x Taeil
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Haechan:Hyung, I got something for you!

Taeil:*sees cake with "Best Hyung" on it*
Taeil:*touched* That's so sweet of you.

Haechan:Haha, I know right. Can you give it to Taeyong for me please, I gotta run.

Taeil:.....

Taeil:*heavy breathing*

Haechan x Taeyong
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Haechan: Taeyong hyung

Taeyong: Yes Haechan..

Haechan: Why do you look like a demon in the last Limitless video?

Taeyong: Haechan, Why did you look like a teddy bear in Cherry Bomb?

Haechan: ..........