KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS SEASON TWO EPISODE A HUNDRED AND- EIGHTEEN
Brian: Nineteen plus ten.... it's twenty right... or twenty nine? I don't know anymore 😭
Chika: It's twenty nine, you dumbo! Let's just go already!
Brian: >snaps out of it< Oh okay!
Dylan: ...wtfhowishethateasytoconvinceoutwtffff-
Suddenly....
American people in cowboy hats burst into the room, their guns raised!
Dylan: Why do they remind me of Mr. Kim?
Unknown: Well that's because...
From the shadows, an eye glinted gold like a robot...
Just kidding. It would've be a hella tall robot, mate.
Mr. Kim,not steps, but wheels out of the shadows in a wheelchair, Star Wars music playing behind him!
Mr. Kim: Loudah, I can't hear a thing.
Dun dun dunnnnnnnnn!!
Star Wars music plays so loud the rest of the bulletproof glass shatter as well.
Dylan: Oh my frigging gosh, why is he doing here?! I thought he died like, a million years ago!!
Chika: Holy cheesecakes he's still alive?!?
Brian: I have literally no idea who this wrinkly raisin is.
Dylan: Oh yeahhh, I remembered that you were away at Australia when we first encountered...
The camera zooms in on his eyes.
Dylan: ..The prehistoric raisin.
Mr Kim: Hah? Speak up boy! I can't hear you!!
Dylan: Never mind....
Chika: I thought he went to some old people home or something???? And why is he still wearing that hat???
Dylan: It must've been a million years old!
On cue, a small flag sticks out from the hat.
'HAPPY ONE MILLIONTH BIRTHDAY!!!'
Chika: ...Surprisingly very accurate Dylan. Props for that
On cue (again), someone hands Chika a fake prop, who gives it to Dylan.
Mr. Kim on a Wheelchair: SHUT YOUR HOLES. THESE DAMN KIDS KEEP MAKING PUNS AND NOT RESPECTING THEIR ELDERSSSS
Mr. Kim on wheels: Oldie Australian guards! Get 'em!
Oldie guards crawls very slowly towards them.
Mr Kim, it's him: Well, of course, not Chika as well. She's a good girl.
Brian: Whhhuuuuwat?!?!
Dylan: >MaximBady style<What the mothafudga fudge is a happening?!?
Brian: >turns around to look at Chika< >the very face of betrayal on his face<
Chika: >shrugs<
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Keeping Up With the Kardashians
HumorA TV show for adults, written by a kid for a couple kids, and posted in Wattpad for teenagers over seventeen. What could go wrong? I have the answer. Everything.
