Ever Since Middle School (A Shane Dawson Fan Fic)

Chapter 9

"What about this one?" Shane asks. I walk over to him and look at the condo hes looking at. "2 bedroom, 2 bathroom, pretty big kitchen and living room."

"I think we should have 3 bedrooms."

"Why?"

"Well if we have a kid, and an office."

"True."

"Your just going along with this whole kid think arn't you?"

"I want a kid!"

"We're not married and you better not be proposing soon."

"I'm not." He says. "I'm just saying for the future."

"Yeah."

We keep looking through condos and a few houses for rent. We have 2 condos and 1 house that we're going to go and look through to see if we like tomorrow. Shane went to talk to his mom about it.

"SAM!"

"YEAH!"

"COME DOWN HERE!" I walk downstairs and sit on the couch with Terisa, and Shane.

"So are you guys sure that your ready to get a house to yourself? You know what happened with your last one Shane."

"She's my best friend and even if we split up we can still be friends."

"But that always ends up wrong." I say.

"We're not splitting up anytime soon." Shane says. I shrug.

After our little talk with Terisa we go back upstairs to the office. I sit on the couch and watch Shane edit.

"You know what we should get?"

"What?"

"A little robot. It's called Nao and it's like 18,000 dollars."

"Only 18,000 dollars huh?"

"And one cent."

"We're not getting a robot."

"No but Shane look how cool they are!"

"Babe i'm sorry but we're not getting a robot for 18,000 dollars."

"What if I ask for it for Christmas?"

"The answer is still no."

"I hate you."

"You say this everytime you don't get what you want but we all know that you love me because you never leave me." 

"No fair." I cross my arms then face the wall and keep moaning very loudly to annoy Shane.

"Be a little louder and disturb my mom won't ya?"

"Okay."

"I'm kidding."

"SHANE!" I hear Terisa yell.

"YES MOM!?"

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THAT POOR CHILD!?"

"HE WON'T BUY ME A ROBOT!"

"BUY YOUR GIRLFRIEND A ROBOT!"

"IT'S 18,000 DOLLARS MOM!"

"DOESN'T MATTER!" She yells.

"Yeah your moms right."

"Your on your time of the month huh?"

"Why do you say that?"

"Cause you act like it."

"It's about time to go." I say.

"Okay. Let me go put on a benie."