Poem for @Awkward-Dolphin

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There was a pink whale

Who got high with a snail

The pink whale's name was Sea

The snail's name was Weed

Sea was addicted to the smell

The smell inside of Weed's shell

Weed's shell was hidden away in his hut

With his little slut

The treasure kept in the hut with the slut...was Oreos

Sea was addicted to the their smell,

Thought it was yummy

Yummy for his tummy

But Weed would not share

Not even donate his flawless hair

So Sea gave him a pink feather boa

And then

Then they got high off the smell of Oreos

Together

And then they got married and had 1583848447484838474838393929484839393848474839 snawhale babies.

*THE END*

So I was playing truth or dare with Yori and I was dared to write a poem about a pink whale addicted to the scent of oreos CX

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⏰ Last updated: Jun 29, 2014 ⏰

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