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This goes along with preparations. What are you going to do? You should really have planned that out. But if not, you aren't too stupid.

You wanna go right in and do it? Wanna shank somebody? Wanna shoot up somebody? First hand combat. Be ready- fighting may be at hand. I once tried to assassinate an old pirate captain of legend...there are battles you win, and battles you lose. If you shoot somebody- GET RID OF THE GUN.

If you get rid of that gun by throwing it in a freaking trash can I swear to Neptune, you are STUPID. Burn that sucker like there is no tomorrow! Fire consumes, and purifies!

If you bought that gun from a gun store...THEY KNOW WHO THE GUN BELONGS TO. If they find that gun...they will know. If you are an idiot and you purchased that gun at the store 3 freaking months, a week, a DAY before you do anything...YOU ARE STUPID! And if you are stupid, get out.

Just remember supplies are necessary, but vary from case to case.

Gloves. Gloves protect yo' hands from dirty nasty crap and then you don't imprint yo'self upon everything. If you don't wear gloves, you are nasty and stupid and you need to get out.

Shoes. DO NOT WEAR SHOES THAT ARE YOUR SIZE. That's dumb and you need to get out. Throw away yo' new shoes cause now they got junk on them and you will be found.

CAMERAS. If you go into a place and they got cameras...DONT GO IN. You should already have known this when you researched the place. NOTHING SHOULD BE RANDOM.

You will need fire...so you will need gasoline. Just know that.

You're clothes is probs totes nasty now...thats gross and there is no saving them so you better burn them right away.

Burn your gloves.

Burn your shoes.

Burn.

Your.

Crap.

Fire...enough said.

You gonna cook them suckers up? Maybe your kinda twisted and you wanna eat some...maybe wrapped in bacon...get yo supplies and make sure you clean up after yourself cause otherwise u is nasty and nasty means ur stupid. If you are stupid get out.

Transportation counts. If you is gonna put that carcass in the back of your Chevy or your Toyota u r an idiot. U better steal a car or some shizzle cause if you even get a drop of blood anywhere they will find you. DONT BE STUPID.

Burn that car if you need to. No whining. Rent or steal or some shizzle, but do it from a few states away and under a fake name or something.

GET YO SUPPLIES READY

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