the TRUE story of god

Home alone 3

Primcesd pov:

I was sad

The saddest ive ever been. I woke up and there was no more green eggs. My mom was also not home which was a little sad too. But since I was home alone now? I could have the most nifty party in exsistance. I would invite all my friends, escpecially mr winkles and milky. Maybe even mcfuckin could come.

But for now, i cry on the floor because of fruit loops. Fruit loops is the name of my blanket btw. I think my daddy jeff the killer ate it again. Sans from overwatch is my babby brother too but hes at work unlike me. I haves no jobs because i got fired again. So i really am all alone......

"WAHHHHHHHHHUUH!!!!!!$$$"

I cried just like Shiro from my favorite anime 'Gods and Elementals'. Tsubasa was my favorite anime crush. He beat the shit out of enigma because. Its always his fault.

Enigma is a butt head!!!! >:(

I stand up. It time to plan the best party on earth! So then I did. I snuck out of my window and stole two twins, diaper and dip n dots from their father milky and we made the party.

It was ready in no time.

Now all that was left was to invite all my friends. I peeped my head out of the door and shouted as loud as I could.

"PARTYYYYYY AT PRIMCESD'S HOUSE!!!!!!!!!"

ANd the whole world heard. Everyone started coming in their party clothes and it was cool. But then the worst most awful most tragic thing happened.. The ground started to shake and shake and it wouldnt stop, the sky filled with black clouds and there was lightning in all colors of the rainbow. Then it happened. From the ground, a single strand of black hair peeped out of the ground.

I was confused.

Then a guy burst out of the ground. It was enigma, the butthead. I screamed. What the fuck was this dud doing here? I didnt invite him!!!!!!

"i herd there were a party, so i had to come by" said enigma, as i glared at him "where the fuck are the nachos?"

"there aint no nachos, only onions." i, primcesd, told to him. Who then glared at me.

"who the frickin heck gives out onions at birthday prties?" enigma whined.

"no one invited you, you meanie pants." :((((( i said with a sad face.

"no u." he said back.

This was going to the the absolute worst partie ive ever had on my birthday. All i wanted was to throw a party when my momma wasnt home and this booger had to ruin it for me.

Im wanna cry.