Pizza rolls

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Do you have depression,Are you dead inside,Are you mentally retarded and reading this not ironically. WEll! Eat some pizza rolls you silly billy tard. I know what you're thinking "Is it really that simple?"NO! You have to eat the holy pizza rolls the TOSTIO'S PIZZA ROLLS if you eat regular pizza rolls you will die.You have to climb to the top of the mountain  and steal them from god himself...but many are not successful you will see a lot of dead bodies.

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