She's Not Jennifer

Sweet treats

(UNEDITED)
Friday, October 31st
6:00 pm
Pheonix, Arizona

Valentina

Ah Halloween, the time of yeah girls my age dress up like little sluts and go to parties.

Ugh. Give me a break. If I dress up I want a spider-man outfit that covers my whole head... don't judge.

Jade: aye bitch, you got a costume?

Me: nah mf. We can go get them together.

Jade: Girl I got mine. I wanna help you find yours though.

Me: Of course you do... but hell no your gonna pick out something thotty.

Jade: Its not my fault that you have a mans to impress now.

Me: WHO SAID I WAS TRYING TO IMPRESS HIM.

Jade: I did. Duh. Did he give you the dick yet like he's supposed to?

Me: I really hate you. But no mam I'm not rushing.

CJ: Why do y'all have to text about this in the Gc? I'm a man I don't need to read this shit.

Jade: bummmer and CJ SHUT UP

Me: STFU

CJ: chill out I can hear and smell y'all through the phone.

Me: 😑

Jade: don't play us.

CJ: I'm the only one that owns a car... I'm guessing I'm taking y'all?

Jade: duh. Your helping too. Pick me and her up in 10 from our houses thanks luvvv you. Don't text back now just come get us.

I guess I can kiss my Spider-Man dreams goodbye.

15 mins later...

BEEP!-BEEP!

It's them.

I run outside before Jade starts yelling and Lauren comes yelling at her to be quiet.

" VAL- ." I open the door as I hear Jade start to yell my name.

"I'm coming hush. Your loud ass is gonna give me a headache." CJ laughs and Jade rolls her eyes.

As we're in the car I decide to text Trini and see what he's up too.

Me: Heyyyy babe wyd?

Trinidad: Studio, working on some new stuff. How's your day going?

Me: Well I'm in the car with CJ and Jade to get a costume for tonight.

Trinidad: You should get some lingerie and a trench coat. My lil supa spy gon solve some cases tonight. ;)

Me: Boyy😂 I'm sorry but no.

I smile to myself at his dumb ass.

" Awww you texting your Manz?" Jade says looking back at me.

" Shut up hoe."

***
8:30pm

I'm with Olivia getting dressed before we go to this party with CJ. He's downstairs waiting.

I fought with Olivia but we both settled that I would go as a "sexy cop" it covered the most of my body compared to the rest. I feel like the one cop lil Wayne fucked in a cop car.

She tried to make me go as a fucking bunny with my ass out.

CJ disapproves of our outfits but that's okay. He's going as the devil and Jade is cat woman .

" CAN YALL HURRY THE HELL UP?!" CJ yells up the stairs.

Man if this boy don't-

" CAN YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GIVE US 5 MINUTES!" Jade quickly snaps.

Good thing my parents aren't home.

"AYE CJ WALK COOKIE BEFORE WE LEAVE!" I yell down.

"MAN I AIN'T YO SLAVE!" I ignore him.

***

Man this party is packed. I've seen everybody but him. I wonder where his adorable self is?

"Aye olivia can you go get my bag out the car?" Jade asks.

Bro what? I don't feel like going outside by myself.

" Really?"

"Pleaseeeee- " Ugh shes giving me a hungry homeless man look.

"Fine whatever." I grab the keys and walk down the street to where CJ's car is.

Man her bag isn't even in here. I hear something behind me...

Yeah no, I lock the car. Fuck her bag I'm not getting murdered today.

I turn around to go inside and as soon as I turn, I hear something else. I look around. Nobody.

Hmph. I must be tripping. I shrug it off and head inside.

AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

I JUST GOT TACKLED IN THE GRASS BY FUCKING TRINIDAD SKSKSKSKSKSSK.

" WHAT THE FUCK NIGGA!"

" sorry babe. Don't go out in the dark alone." He's on top of me and we're laying in the lawn. Wow.

He kisses my forehead and hops up to help me up.

" You gon' arrest me. Because if you are... mrs.officer I would like my cell to be the bedroom." I shake my head at Trini's cornball ass.

Where's his costume?

"What are you dressed as?" He cracks a smile after I ask... what the hell?

" I'm dressed as your man... duh." I hate him. I catch myself laughing at his goofy ass.

"Well we should go inside..." I start walking and Trinidad grabs my wrist.

" wait." He pulls me back into a kiss. A simple kiss.

Anddddddd then the fucking sprinklers start going off. We both bust out laughing and run off the lawn.

" Heyy... you wanna go somewhere else?" I know he did not just come so he could steal me away... but if he did, I'm down.

" You damn right." He looks surprised and smiles, dragging me to his car and opens the door for me.

As soon as both our doors close, he's pulling out and we're heading to who knows where...

***

I like my milk cold pressed ho'.