after a few months of living as a happy couple, luna had immense feelings for hermione, like she wanted to marry her. "hermione..?" shouted luna at hermione, who was upstairs reading a book. "yes luna?" shouted hermione back "im going to the store" said luna "okay! bye bye!" said hermione, pecked on lunas cheek. luna blushed furiously and pecked at her back. luna grabbed 1,000 muggle money. "you really need that much just for groceries?" asked hermione. "oh.. erm- im buying a fellypone-or whatever you call them.." "telephone," corrected hermione, although it was a surprise that hermione actually understood luna. "okay then! see ya soon, luna!" as she skidded back to her room. luna left the home.
while hermione was reading, she heard a knock on the door. who could that be? luna? no, silly me. she just left a few minutes ago. hermione went to open the door and found mcgonogall, snape, and ron. "mcgonogall??!! snape?!?! RON!?!?!?!?!? what are you doing here!? and mainly, how did you know my house address?!" screamed hermione. "no need to scream, granger. there was a mistake and you were not supposed to be expelled. come with us, or ron, do your thing while we apparate." said mcgonogall. ron beamed up at her, and just as hermione did with luna, wrapped his arms around hermione, but tightly, and started kissing her. hermione, obviously did not like this, since ron wasnt her boyfriend. hermione tried to scream but she let out an "mmmnph!" "oh look hermione is enjoying it, snape. shall we?" said mcgonogall "ermm.." said snape but then mcgonnogal smacked her lips on snape. it was a few minutes before snape and mcgonogall broke up. "oh we forgot we need to apparate them to the chamber." whispered mcgonogall, even though hermione heard and was now trying harder then ever to brake up with ron, but it seemed like there was a sticking spell on their lips. but now they were gone because mcgonogall apparated them to the chamber, where hermione was sitting on a chair tied up, and ron was still kissing her. "ron, you can stop now." said snape and mcogonogall together and ron stopped kissing hermione. "so you might not know why your here, granger" said mcgonigall. "its because ron, me, and severus have become death eaters and we are capturing anyone that is at hogwarts that has a relationship with girl and girl and boy and boy together so basically we dont belive in lgbtq." "yea and they got me here to pair me up with you and use a memory charm and a love potion so be prepared my love" said ron, beaming. "haha, joking we are not death eaters we are called lgbtq eaters hahahaha" said snape. "though i am kinda still a death eater too"
