KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS SEASON TWO EPISODE NINETEEN I THINK IM NOT SURE WHY AM I-
Brian: I still have no idea what's going on?!?
Mr. Kim is not slim: >hacks< >throws up hairball<
Dylan: Ummm okay what the fu-
Chika: >Darth Vader glare<
Mr. Kim is dim: I need to sit down!! My tail is growing!
Brian: Is he a cat?!?
Dylan: I don't know man.... wait why is he taking off his hat?!?
Chika: >special effects voice< hE nEvEr TaKeS oFf HiS hAt
From beneath Mr Kim's hat... was cat ears!
Brian: He is a cat!
Dylan: Ooohhhh that's why he never took off his cowboy, weird-lookin' hat!
Dylan: He didn't want anyone to know he's a crossbreed between not man, but a RAISIN and a grumpy feline!
>In Dylan's imagination<
>Pokémon theme song<
Dylan, Brian and Chika: Who's that Pokémon?
Dylan, Brian and Chika: It'sssss a raisin-cat!
Mr. Kim is going out on a limb: Raisin-cat! Raisin-cat!
>Back to harsh, harsh reality<
>In an interview with Chika<
Interviewer: Why u do dis
Chika: Oh, is that Prisoner #1? How'd you get out of jail, my man?
Chika: Why I did that? Because.....
>pause the show<
>cue music<
>put it in photoshop<
>edit sunglasses in her<
Chika: Why not?
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Keeping Up With the Kardashians
HumorA TV show for adults, written by a kid for a couple kids, and posted in Wattpad for teenagers over seventeen. What could go wrong? I have the answer. Everything.
