Southpark Hogwarts AU

Kyle Broflovski, a fifth year student at Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry, sits on the Hogwarts express, sandwiched in between his two best friends, Kenny McCormick, a mudblood, and Stan Marsh, a half-blood. Being the only pureblood in their little group didn't change anything. They were still best friends.

Kenny, had shaggy blonde hair and blue eyes. His family didn't really have alot of money and he tended to get in trouble. He was also a huge "pervert". "Genderly tolerant", he would say. He was in Gryffindor.

Stan, was the raven of the three, with his equally shaggy hair and blue eyes. His entire life revolved around quidditch. He was very sporty and loved animals. He dated a girl named Wendy, who was in RavenClaw with Kyle, for a while until she broke up with him in third year. They've still been noticeably flirtatious since then though. He was in Gryffindor with Kenny.

Kyle, himself, always felt like the less attractive of the group, with his ginger curls and green eyes. And his freckled face. He was in RavenClaw and his life seemed to be nothing but studying. Studying. Studying. He had a bad temper and was quick to correct people, but there was just something so innocent about him.

"Hey, Ky." Kyle heard  Kenny call his name and he tore his gaze away from the window to look at his blonde friend with a "Hm?"

"Whatcha thinking about?" He asked the ginger, scooting closer.

"Nothing." Kyle shrugged, sighing.

"You look tired." Kenny noted, before sticking his leg out as Bebe Stevens, a girl from Gryffindor walked past their booth. She tripped and fell forward.

"You asshole, Kenny!" She squealed, angrily before storming off. Kenny snickered as she left.

"That was mean, Kenny." Kyle scolded his friend and shot his other friend a look when he caught him laughing.

Eventually, the train came to a stop and they all got off to go and watch the housing ceremony and eat a feast. It was traditional.

Kyle sat beside Wendy at the RavenClaw table, chatting idly. He really wished that he could sit with his friends though, who were both in Gryffindor.

Finally, the ceremony ended and they were all to retire to their rooms for the night. He caught Kenny's hand through the crowd of students.

"Hey, Ky." The blonde greeted, glancing down at their joined hands and then back to Kyle who quickly let go, a blush forming on his freckled features, making Kenny smirk.

"Cute." He noted, enticing the gingers blush further.

Ever since fourth year, Kyle has questioned his sexuality. He thought that girls were pretty and he supposes, "hot", but sometimes the perverse blonde made Kyle's stomach do somersaults. Sure, Kenny's charm worked on girl's but it apparently also worked on  Kyle.

"Common, Kyle. I'm sure you won't get caught if I take you to me and Stan's room." Kenny told his friend, grabbing his hand and leading him up the staircase. When they reached a painting in a wall, Kenny spoke the password and the two stepped in.

"See? Stan's sneaking to other houses too. Probably going to see Wendy." Ken told Kyle as he stretched.

Kyle and Kenny sat on Ken's bed, talking idly until Stan came back.

"You better get back to your housing, Ky." The raven said and Kyle nodded, before standing up and scurrying off.

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The next morning Kyle woke up early to start his classes. He excitedly got dressed in his robes, and went down for the gigantic breakfast being served.

Once again, Kyle wished that he could sit with his friends, but could not. He, Kenny and Stan had compared schedules and found that they had a good amount of classes together.

Kyle sat beside Kenny, with Stan on the other side of him for their first class: charms.

Kenny lightly poked Kyle's side with the tip of his wand and Kyle jumped, wincing then turning to glare at the blonde, who gave him an innocent smile.

Kyle turned his gaze back to their teacher but it was soon cut as he felt the jabbing sensation in his side again. He glared at the blonde, who instead, this time began mimic pumping a cock, giving his wand a handjob.

Kyle's face flushed red and he forced himself to look forward again, while Kenny held back a snicker.

Kenny continued to tease Kyle throughout the class, whether it be the occasional "mm, Kyle." Whispered in his ear or Kenny sliding his hand up his thigh under the table. As soon as class was over, Kyle burst out, red in the face, running to the closest restroom.

// Hello! I just really wanted to do this. I don't know if I'll post another chapter or not... Thanks for reading!! I also don't quite have a title for it yet...