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    I have three birds and one cat in my room (I'll provide pictures at the end). Their rude asses ensure I never get to sleep past 7 on weekends.
     You'd think the birds would be worse than the cat but fuck to the diddly di no.
     The cat is worse. I'll flip over to try and get back to sleep and her immediat thoughts are "HOOMAN MOVED!?? MUST BE AWAKE AND READY TO PET ME!" So she begins meowing and begging for love and refusing to let me sleep😑. Always begins at 6 in the morning.

   Pedro is the only bird that chirps and you always see stuff making fun of birds, especially budgies, chirping at 6 am. But Pedro is a cockatiel and chirps at 7 like a tiny adorable infuriating alarm clock. It's probably because he sees light in his cage but sees I'm still asleep and goes "There's light out there, but still dark in here? Time to fucking get up^^!" The chirps until I get up. 

Pedro

Monticello and Darlington

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Monticello and Darlington

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Eclipse

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