2/15/1776 DAY 1
SoNG for the chapter: BODAK YELLOW BY DA QUEEN CARDI BBBBBBBBB
rations are short...some of my fellow comrades are accusing me of stealing food...because im phat. so i told them that that's DISCRIMINATION. I can eat - WHEN I WANT - WHERE I WANT - and HOW MUCH I WANT!!
I AM A FREE WABIT! I DESERVE BETTER THAN THIS! I pout and my fluffy cheek expand. My big phat tumtum sticks out in against the 'habitat' this creepo scientific people put me in.
WHEN WILL MY LIFE END?? IS THIS HOW IT WILL END??
I bopped my head to the queen on the radio. little did the idiots that ran this joint know I am the ruler. I will own them all and the queen with bow to moi.
The hairs on my forehead twitched and I snorted. My LIFE WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY!!!!!!!
I am growing tired. I will report soon.
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The Phat Rabbit
Humora day in the life of a chubby bunny co authored work by @Samlywatches and @D122203 This is a birthday present for my gurl! I love you! this is your surprise! HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND SURPRISE!!!! I CANT BELIEVE I POSTED THIS! ahahah! love you!