Sans Undertale pulled off his greasy pants to reveal his moist nonexistent dick
Kyle paused
He looked at the skeleton
"Man there's too many holes idk what to do 😫"
Sans Undertale generously covered the holes on his skeleton body with ketchup "I'm lubed and ready my man just pick a hole" he fingered one of the holes in his rib cage with a seductive ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)
Overwhelmed by all of the choices and the heavy scent of smoke and ketchup in the air, Kyle put his thong back on and climbed out the window, never to return again
A single skeleton tear slid down Sans Undertale's face
Moments later the house caught fire due to a spaghetti related incident
The end :)
