I'm starting to feel like ...um,dog...poop!!

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               TUESDAY, MAY 8th-10:05 PM

Dear diary,

If anyone had told me, I would get abducted by these rabid infested mutts I would have laughed at their faces .I pity myself,probably because karma is a bitch,  in just seconds my life takes a three hundred and sixty degree  turn and I find myself abducted by magical , mythological humans with the ability to shape shift into fudging wolves, WEREWOLVES.

Sigh.

Ce la vie.

I guess I should have gotten used to seeing their faces by now, I mean just four years ago I would have jumped at the chance of meeting a werewolf not to mention getting abducted or mated to one.

I probably sound like a total psycho,  but that was SOOOO  long ago. It is obvious they hate my guts and they sure have a way of showing it, I mean mentally, physically, emotionally and whaterverlly inhumane way of torturing my not so sorry ass  cause I'm as innocent as innocent can be.

And you know what I don't give two fucks. To tell you the truth I lost my mind years ago. It's not like it was my fault,.......IT WAS HIS FAULT. I told him......Aaaaaaaargh,  great my eyes are sweating again.

I feel sorry for myself, I am this close to breaking down,But I will never shed a tear not while the dogs are constantly watching.

Any who, the past three hours of my life have been so amazingly NAUSEATING that I am starting to feel like....um,dog.....poop!!

First, I got hit by a football in front of the whole pack,got my brand new....well,old sweater  ruined thanks to those bitches. Then I was almost punched by a pregnant she wolf for cursing in the presence of her son.

AMAZING RIGHT

I guess I can handle the utter humiliation of walking around the pack house OBLIVIOUS to the fact that there is a nasty red bump glued to my forehead. Hey I can even handle a severe concussion. However,what I CAN'T handle is the fact that "someone" Aka the queen bee, aka the bitch , aka the leech, aka Stephanie Morgan had the audacity to call me a whore.

PUH....LEASE

Thankfully,  I overheard her minions gossiping about it in the lounge. Rumor has it that I have been whoring around. I totally freaked when I heard it. I was so sure the "rumor" was a big fat lie. I don't know why  that bitch hates me so much. I'd like to talk about it but who would lend me their ears, damn it I wanted to scream, yell,shout about it but all I could say was things will get better although I'm very doubtful but one things for sure Stephy bitch  will pay.


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