The Making Of The Rubber Duckie

The Making Of The Rubber Dukie

Once upon a time, there was a cave family. They were very poor and the only thing they had to eat were fruits and jelly. One day, as a treat, they went to the pond. As they were laying out their picnic blanket one of them spotted a duck, and it started to quack! Now folks, remember that these people aren't normal, they are cave people, they've never seen a duck before. So as I was saying, they were astonished for they had never seen one before, but suddenly they had an idea! They quickly rushed to their cave and grabbed their fruits and jelly and rubbed them together. I know! That's disgusting and all that stuff, but as time passed by something started to form, and they called it rubber (because they rubbed it together). So, I'll continue now. They formed a substance that they called rubber and they rushed back to the pond and started to shape that duck they saw out of their rubber before it dried. When they finished making it they decided that they wanted to have the same sound as it did, so one of them said, "How about we stuff a duck in it!" All of them were outraged so they crossed out that idea, and then he said, "How about if we stuff a rat in it?"And for some reason, they liked that idea so they ended up stuffing a rat in it so each time they squished it, it made a squeak sound! They sold it and became billionaires and started a company called "squeaky rats". And who know, today, if you ever open a rubber duckie, maybe,just maybe,you might just find a rat.....