Mcfuckin pov:
Primcesd and her now boyfriend were swinging on the cieling fan together. It was sad. I thought she and i were engaged, she porposed to me using a toilot seat and everything. She even stalks me every morning!
Any way, I was engulfed with rage.
How dare she cheat no me???????!!?!!!?! I glared angwy at my pet mr winkles
"hewwo??? I think i cen help u"" says a creepy voice as i turn my face to see their ugly face. "primcesd is a meanie bully of mine, she assassinated me and stole my two children a while back."
It was milky, primcesd's biggest rival.
"but wait. If primcesd assassinated you, how are you still alive?" i ask with wonderful tone
"im secretly god." he answers
"oh, makes sense."
Our conversation stopped tgere. What do i even say to the person who promised to help me revenge primcesd.
"whats your name?" he asked "Im the Milky, god of our entire universe. I can only be killed by ont thing. Toilot paper.s"
What the fuck.
"im mcfuckin. I am dating primcesd because of her beauty face."
"but primcesd is ugly." milky said.
YOU ARE READING
the TRUE story of god
Non-FictionThis is me story if my the killer child OC, plz don't hate it took me so so sooooo much effrt
