This is a joke and we worked so hard on the cover to make sure it's beautiful... but we accidentally wrote it kinda too seriously so there aren't enough insults to Cody and it's not super bizzare.
Cody sat in his room. He was bored out of his mind. Noel was still at his job. Cody knew being a nurse took a lot of work, but he really wished his baby boy could be home earlier.
"It's not a problem to be a little needy" murmured Cody.
Noel and Cody were really adventurous (sexually speaking) and Cody knew that Noel wouldn't mind if he banged a Craigslist hottie.
As a tradition, Cody liked to browse missed connections before looking at the men seeking men section. It got his emotional side working, and that always lead to a better nut.
He browsed the page, seeing the typical
"Cant forget ur ass, saw u Club Milk" and rolling his eyes. Those kinds of posts we're not adequate. Finally, he saw a title that read: " Saw you last Saturday at the local Nut Bar coffeeshop; can't forget your perfect
puffy eyes and piss- yellow hair." That sounded perfect. He clicked on it immediately.
"I was sipping my coffee, thinking about it's mollecular makeup. I love coffee and rockets..."
Cody thought, " Smart and a coffee lover, I wish I was his missed connection.
"Anyway, I saw you at exactly 7:38 at the Nut Bar coffeeshop in Venice Beach. You were wearing a sweatshirt that said Cody Ko on it. Maybe that's your name...I don't know.
Cody thought, "I'm such an influencer, my message is spreading everywhere."
"Link in bio" he said out loud, chuckling to himself.
His life was consumed by YouTube; the one sided man he was before now replaced by a false, multifaceted person.
Anyway, the post had so far gushed about the atributes of the person in question; obviously one of his fans. He scrolled down, and 30 secs later after he figured it out, he realized the picture was of him.
A blurry mess, the picture showed him standing in line, his back caved so his ass and stomach stuck out, his legs spread weidly far apart, and his veiny hand on his hip.
He let out a faint animal cry " ruuaeee" as the thought of someone so seemingly smart and charismatic wanting to drill his wittle hole.
Noel was honestly kind of boring these days... The video they made about "6 Guys You Shouldn't Date, Court, or Marry" had hot him hard, and though he hadn't talked about it, Cody knew it was bothering him. Noel had always had a problem with feeling inadequate, and seeing these 'perfect' girls talk about Mr. Struggle specifically had reawoken his insecurity. Noel had been showing his vulnerabilities much more thses days, especially when people commented on his height.
Pushing Noel and his crappy issues to the back of his dusty mind, Cody wrote the poster back. He sent the email containing a sparsely worded message and a full body pic to the email address listed: bigbadtruck boyelon@tinycarmail.com, and waited expectantly.
